Men are from Earth, Women ... they do not even know where are they from...

The greatest difference between men and women is that men are straight forward with what they want/need, but women expect that men figure out/guess what they want/need! To make things even more complicated for us, they "tell" us what they want/need but they do not say exactly what they mean, they say something else but it is more like a clue, a guessing game! For example, a woman will say something like... "I do not want anything for my birthday"... a man will take that literally, that the woman does not really want anything! When a man does not bring anything, the woman gets upset and begins talking to her girlfriends and having a long face, because the "pig" did not even have the decency to get her a present! Common ladies... make it simple... just say what you really mean... be straight and things will be much better....